Zee Declaration of TWO (for today only, mademoiselles!)

Zee Declaration of TWO (for today only, mademoiselles!) Bonjour! It is I,  Pierre François Frédéric, zee (co-)host of Zee Declaration of You! I have hijacked Michelles blogging place because today is a very special day. Today is zee day that  I was able to talk Jess and Michelle in having a special where  two of you lovely ladies (alright alright, and zee men too) can get in for zee price of 1.5 ladies! It is for today only, so you must find your special lady friends and act very quick, as  zee special link expires at 11:59p Eastern today! Two ladies are always better than zee one lady, so it would make me most happy if you took advantage of Zee Declaration of Two! Oh! And zee quick heads-up that registration closes this Friday, September zee 9th. So soon! Hope to see you in zee course, mademoiselles (alright alright, and monseiurs)! Now, I am off to zee T.G.I. Fridays with Jean-Luc Zee Blue Pony! We will eat fruity (and non-fruity) desserts. It will be glorious! Au revoir!